What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
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Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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