i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
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Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
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i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
did i just pee glitter
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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