I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
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I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
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I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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