she looked like the bat from fern gully.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
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Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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