That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
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I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
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You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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