I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
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I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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