are you still at the devil's house?
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize