Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
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I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
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Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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