It's Friday. Sex?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
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Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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