As long as you're not dating white guys again.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
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Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
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The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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