I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
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God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
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you made out with another girl for some wings
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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