it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
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woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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