Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
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I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
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I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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