just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
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This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
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I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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