**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
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I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
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So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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