Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
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Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
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You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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