my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
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I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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