i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
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she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
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Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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