he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
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I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
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My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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