Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
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Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
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I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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