Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
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Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
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We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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