If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
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i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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