I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
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JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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