Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
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I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
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I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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