it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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