Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
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It's never too late to be topless.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
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I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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