I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
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Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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