Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
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we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
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I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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