Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
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He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
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I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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