Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
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I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
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Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize