I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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