Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
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I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
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So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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