I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
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i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
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Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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