the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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