On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
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we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
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No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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