Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
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So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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