Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
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I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
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You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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