True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
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He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
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She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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