This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
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This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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