But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
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I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
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For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
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This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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