I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
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Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
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is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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