I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
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I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
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Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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