so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
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Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
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He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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