At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
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I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
We need to get me chipped asap
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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