just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
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Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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