Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
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just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
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I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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