Someone shit on the floor
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
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The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
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It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Someone signed my nipple.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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