i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
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2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
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Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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