Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
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I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
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She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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