Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
we're making bets on your personal life
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
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all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
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i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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